Trump’s “Art of the Deal” Is a Joke but Canada’s Not Laughing

Trump’s tariffs prove his “dealmaking” was always a lie.
Discover how Donald Trump’s reckless tariff threats and bad-faith bargaining are undermining North American trade, sabotaging the auto industry, and accelerating America’s global decline.

Donald Trump has long paraded himself as the ultimate dealmaker…a modern-day Machiavelli whose cunning would supposedly elevate American prosperity. Yet the hard truth is that his so-called “art” is nothing more than a gaudy façade built on intimidation, deception, and self-serving bluster. His latest maneuver…a threat to impose auto tariffs as high as 100 percent against Canada after reneging on a promised 30-day review…is merely the latest salvo in a long campaign of reckless, economically suicidal tactics that are corroding America’s global standing.

Trump’s Art of the Deal—the book that built his myth as a master negotiator wasn’t even written by him. It was ghostwritten by Tony Schwartz, a man who has since publicly denounced Trump as a fraud, a conman, and an existential threat to democracy.

“We canceled our trip to LA and are heading to Toronto instead. Blue Jays, Kensington Market, no Trump—what could be better?”

Canadian Reddit User

No place on the internet is more unified in its outright contempt for Donald Trump than Reddit, where Canadians from across the political spectrum are rallying in rare agreement. Trump’s trade war is a disaster, his so-called “Art of the Deal” is a scam, and his economic bullying has only strengthened Canada’s resolve to cut ties with the U.S. With every new tariff threat, the Buy Canadian movement gains momentum, vacations to the U.S. are being canceled en masse, and American products are getting the cold shoulder. Trump thought he could strong-arm Canada into submission…instead, he’s galvanized an entire country against him.

A History of Bullying, Bankruptcy, and Broken Promises

Trump’s entire career has been punctuated by a series of high-stakes gambits that crumble under the weight of their own absurdity. His business record is littered with bankruptcies and failed deals…not triumphs of negotiation, but disasters born of arrogance and short-term thinking. While he boasts of outsmarting opponents in boardrooms, the reality is starkly different: contractors left unpaid, partners left holding the bag, and entire industries destabilized by his erratic policy choices.

“I pulled the plug on Amazon, Netflix, Disney, and Costco. They all got a nice ‘fuck you’ on the way out.”

Canadian Reddit User

Take his trade wars with China as a case in point. Trump’s tariffs, heralded as tools to force Beijing to the bargaining table, instead triggered a tit-for-tat spiral that not only dented the Chinese economy but also wreaked havoc on American farmers and manufacturers. The so-called “deal” never materialized; instead, U.S. consumers and workers bore the brunt of skyrocketing costs and job losses…a bitter irony for a president who claimed he would “bring back” American jobs.

“Why would we keep feeding a country that’s trying to strangle us? No more U.S. vacations, no more U.S. shopping, no more U.S. anything.”

Canadian Reddit User

The Auto Tariff Fiasco: A Blow to North American Integration

Now, Trump has set his sights on Canada…the nation with which the United States shares one of the most intertwined industrial relationships in modern history. For decades, auto manufacturing in North America has thrived on cross-border collaboration, with components crossing the border up to eight times before a car is even assembled. This deep integration is not theft; it’s an engine of mutual prosperity. Yet Trump, in a display of gross revisionism, falsely accuses Canada of “stealing” the U.S. auto industry.

“Trump isn’t negotiating, he’s just throwing shit at the wall and calling it strategy. No one in the auto industry takes him seriously anymore. He’s too stupid to realize that Canadian cars are American cars.”

Canadian Reddit User

By threatening exorbitant tariffs, he aims to dismantle a carefully constructed supply chain that has been the backbone of American manufacturing. The logic is perilously short-sighted: dismantle decades of economic synergy in a bid to satisfy his ego and incite nationalist fervor. Instead of rejuvenating American industry, these tariffs threaten to cripple it. Major automakers like Ford, GM, and Stellantis have already warned that such drastic measures could force plant closures and lead to tens of thousands of layoffs in the very regions he claims to champion…the Rust Belt states.

“The best part? Trump’s cultists think tariffs punish other countries when in reality, it’s the American consumer paying the price. The stupidity is exhausting.”

Canadian Reddit User

Economic Vandalism Masquerading as Negotiation

Trump’s tariff threats are not isolated incidents but part of a broader pattern of economic vandalism. His approach to international trade resembles that of a would-be dictator rather than a statesman. Instead of negotiating, he resorts to threats and ultimatums, using tariffs as blunt instruments of coercion. The result? A cycle of retaliation that not only undermines trusted alliances but also inflicts long-term damage on American industry.

“Trump’s entire trade policy is ‘shoot yourself in the foot and call it a win.’ America is about to learn the hard way what happens when you alienate your biggest trading partners.”

Canadian Reddit User

When he imposed steel and aluminum tariffs in 2018, the backlash was immediate and severe. Traditional allies retaliated with counter-tariffs, and American manufacturers found themselves squeezed by rising costs and dwindling market confidence. Each new round of tariffs has done little to bolster domestic production while simultaneously alienating trading partners who once stood by the U.S. side.

Allies Abandoning a Self-Destructive Partner

The real casualty of Trump’s reckless policies is not some faceless competitor overseas…it’s America itself. In his quest to manufacture crises and cast blame on external enemies, Trump has isolated the United States on the global stage. Canada, long a steadfast ally, is increasingly reorienting its trade priorities toward Europe and Asia. Canadian consumers and businesses are pivoting away from American products, embracing a “Buy Canadian” movement that is gaining momentum not out of petty patriotism, but out of a clear-eyed recognition that America under Trump is no longer a reliable partner.

“Diversification is gonna happen. No one wants to be with a bully. Canada should cut ties with the U.S. and never look back.”

Canadian Reddit User

Social media platforms are awash with stories of Canadians canceling U.S. vacations, boycotting American services, and actively seeking domestic alternatives. It is a modern-day exodus driven by economic self-preservation…a repudiation of Trump’s brash, unsustainable policies. If America continues down this path of self-imposed isolation and economic warfare, the nation risks being left behind in an increasingly interconnected global market.

“Trump is playing checkers while the rest of the world is playing chess. China and Europe are just sitting back, watching him drive America into irrelevance.”

Canadian Reddit User

The Inevitable Reckoning

Trump’s so-called art of the deal has always been an illusion…a dangerous mix of bluster and bravado that ultimately yields nothing but economic disarray. His promise to “make America great again” is being unraveled stitch by stitch, as his tariffs and trade wars sow chaos not just abroad but on home soil as well. The American economy, already weakened by years of mismanagement and short-term thinking, now faces a future marked by isolation, reduced competitiveness, and a rapidly eroding network of global alliances.

“Every time he announces new tariffs, the U.S. stock market goes up because billionaires know they’re about to get another round of tax cuts to ‘offset’ the damage. It’s the biggest scam ever.”

Canadian Reddit User

There is a stark lesson here: negotiation built on intimidation and falsehoods can never produce lasting prosperity. While Trump may dazzle his base with bombastic rhetoric and contrived victories, the cold, hard facts tell a different story…a story of a nation slowly strangled by its own reckless policies, its once-promising economic promise turned to ash by the very hands meant to nurture it.

“The entire world is watching Trump throw a tantrum and torch America’s economy like a toddler with a flamethrower. This isn’t strategy—it’s a public meltdown.”

Canadian Reddit User

As Canada and other long-trusted allies begin to cut the cord, America’s decline under Trump’s erratic leadership seems all but inevitable. The world is adapting to a new order…one where rational trade policies and mutual respect govern international relations. And in this new world, Trump’s fraudulently marketed “art of the deal” will stand as a monument to the dangers of leadership that prioritizes ego over reason, and spectacle over substance.

American here, we decided to take our winter ski trip to Canada instead of Colorado this year. I’d like to support Canada since our country has lost its mind.

American Reddit User

The reckoning has begun. America’s future, and its place in the world, hang in the balance threatened by a leader whose only art is that of self-destruction.

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